Spanish Classes

Due to our successful subscriptions in April, Berlingua are offering another intensive spanish course due to start in May.

We have different levels available from beginners to advanced.

The course is for one month, 30 hours in total.

Learn to Use Your Camera!

David Stokes and Paul Ashton of Photogenics CB will be running their next course,'Get to Know Your Camera - the basics' on 28th and 29th April at La Herradura Restaurante, Los Montesinos. Cost of the course is 80 euros. So if you've often wondered how to use all the functions on your camera, and find you always leave it on 'automatic' - why not give David a call on 649 613 517 to find out more.

Agost

Hi Urgent

My name is Carlos. I am in my early 30's. I live in the UK at the mo. I am on benefits. I am desperate to move away from the UK as I am being terrorised by the UK gov non stop. I have had enough of the British empire waging wars on other countries too. Its got to the point where I just cant live here anymore. I am not happy here. I dont care if I have to move to studio flat, Shared accomdation etc. I dont mind anywhere as long as I am safe. Please can anyone help me

Agost

It may not be better here as spain is in a crisis as well you would be better to book somewhere and try out spain before you cut your ties with the UK as it is hard getting back if it does not work out good luck

Commented info in Quesada 2013-04-30 15:18:39 UTC

You won't get benefits here either - so unless you have a job to come to I would not make such a drastic life change. We have 27 per cent unemployment here, so my advice would be...don't do it.

Commented mail in Quesada 2013-04-30 16:31:09 UTC

With ALL DUE RESPECT (where you offer NONE!) You think you have had it rough in the UK, you don't know how lucky you are!
The Spanish government will give you NOTHING. Get a job (and a life while you are at it!) We left England BECAUSE of all the spongers like you, killing the country, bleeding it dry, because of all the benefits they give! What planet are you on?

Commented joe in La Marina 2013-04-30 19:17:16 UTC

If it wasn't for the British Empire waging war on Germany you would not be free to travel round Europe,,in fact you and your family would not be here..try France or Belgium or Italy or Spain for benefits Ha

Commented goonerpeter in La Marina 2013-04-30 19:32:51 UTC

This is laughable... Carlos, try Afghanistan or Syria, there are plenty of soldiers who will protect you

Commented marko in Quesada 2013-04-30 19:47:36 UTC

Ok I will try Germany

Commented c.a.p.superstar in Quesada 2013-04-30 21:52:30 UTC

Germany will NOT let you settle unless you have a job, a place to live, and your OWN private health! I know, I lived there for almost 20 years! You will NOT get a free house etc...in Germany. Its a great country to live if you have a job. Otherwise they will treat you with the contempt you deserve!

Commented joe in La Marina 2013-04-30 22:26:31 UTC

Ok. Now I really know what to do.

Commented c.a.p.superstar in Quesada 2013-05-01 10:38:13 UTC

I understand what you are saying. i dont like the benefit system. I prefer to be working. The uk gov has purposely put me on benefits. I can work over here because the police are going behind my back spreading evil rumours to everyone which will cause me to lose my job. Now they have me isolated in my home they are murdering me with direct energy weapons while im sleeping. I am a victim of gang stalking mafia. I am literately being terrorized here in my home. I am willing to make myself homeless in another country if thats possible just to get away.

Commented c.a.p.superstar in Quesada 2013-05-01 10:51:27 UTC

Now I understand!!!! You need to go to the doctor, and get some chill pills. Police don't have time to make such a fuss of you!
You need help to calm you down.

Commented joe in La Marina 2013-05-01 11:32:43 UTC

Look on the bright side. Electricity is going up and so it will cost the police more in using the direct energy weapon. Dont forget to use the NHS for your pills before you leave

Commented marko in Quesada 2013-05-01 11:44:31 UTC

Yeah thats what they want so they can keep me on benefits. Prescription drugs are filled with poison to make you more sicker which serves the Big Pharma industry. Thats where the money goes to. They have plenty of time to do what ever they want only because people allow it. They have also have plenty of time to bomb and slaughter woman and children on false lies and deceit. also Hitler was a British agent. The Nazis originated from here in the UK. The royal family bloodlines links to Hitler. You are moning at me that you had to leave because of people on benefits ruining the country now you are saying that I should go and see a doctor to take more drugs. so what you say contradicts. You need to make up your mind. You either support benefits or you dont. Personally in my opinion in Spain it is better because you dont rely on the gov so much. I will be happy to get a job and work abroad but I need to get out of here first to do so.

Commented c.a.p.superstar in Quesada 2013-05-01 13:47:58 UTC

No, please take the NHS tablets! I thought you were a sponger, but my mistake, you are a nutter!

Commented joe in La Marina 2013-05-01 15:14:11 UTC

does the benefit give you the money for your pc ? and your money for your internet connection ? if you are so desperate to leave ,,try the same way you arrived,, under a lorry,,try the North Pole

Commented goonerpeter in La Marina 2013-05-01 15:55:24 UTC

Dont suggest the North Pole, thats where Hitler retired to after the war. Carlos, the tablets you need are called Trolloxin.

Commented marko in Quesada 2013-05-01 16:02:56 UTC

Romania and Bulgaria have got plenty of room - just get off the backs of the British tax payer.

Commented catherinemears in La Marina 2013-05-01 16:18:21 UTC

Am I wasting my time talking to you people. I think you are all just winding me up

Commented c.a.p.superstar in Quesada 2013-05-01 17:47:12 UTC

It sounds like to me you are all a bunch of Nazis yourselves. You should all go and shoot yourself

Commented c.a.p.superstar in Quesada 2013-05-01 17:51:59 UTC

That is the first sensible thing you have written. The answer is yep, you are wasting your time. For your information, Britain only wages war on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, mainly because we have to borrow a French Air craft carrier due to giving all our money away in benefits and global aid.

Commented marko in Quesada 2013-05-01 17:56:41 UTC

Carlos,
I think that you have left out a 'R' from your initials as that is what you are talking.
You've had your silly little game and maybe your 15 minutes of fame, now turn round, go back to the nice men in white coats and leave the forum to those who use for (generally) sensible matters.

Commented David in La Marina 2013-05-02 16:18:19 UTC

Learn EFT Level 1 & Level 2 combined certification recognised worldwide with AAMET International

Learn EFT Level 1 & Level 2 combined
May 31st, 2013 09:30 - June 2nd, 2013 18:00
Hotel & Spa Costa Narejos, Los Alcazares, Murcia.
AAMET International Emotional Freedom Techniques approved courses Level 1 one day foundational course where you can learn how to use EFT for yourself, family & friends and Level 2 combined with Level 1 three day course if you wish to learn more in depth or to professional Practitioner status.
EFT is a cousin to acupuncture except no needles and learn to tap with fingers on acupoints to help allevaite stress, anxiety, aches/pains, fears & phobias and lots more ! Certification is through AAMET International which is the largest not for profit association in th world and certification recognised worldwide.
EFT has its roots in Ancient Chinese Medicine dating back over 5,000 years.
Why are all these celebrities and sports people using it now ? Such as Michael Ball, Jasmine Harman fully supports EFT after it helped her mum and hoarding, Paul McKenna uses it.
These aren´t secrets. So why not join me and learn a skill for life.

Tribute Acts

I was with friends at the la marina sports complex to watch a tribute to Gene Pitney and Roy Orbison . But was thinking are the promoters missing a trick by not getting in younger acts like Rod Stewart, Elton John ,Whitney Houston, and the like .I am in my fifties and there must be many more people of my age and younger who work or have property here with money to spend . where do they for a meal a drink and dance. Just a thought? .

Agost

Tribute Bands

Was with friends at the sports complex la marina to watch a tribute to Gene Pitney and Roy Orbison.
Just wondering if music promoters are missing a trick and not getting in younger tribute acts like Rod Stewart , Elton John, you have people of a younger age who work and live here who have money to spend and must go somewhere else . Just a thought

Agost

Polenastics España Dance and Fitness Centre, Los Balcones

NEW STUDIO OPENED IN THE FILTON CENTRE, LOS BALCONES ALL DIFFERENT CLASSES FOR EVERYONE INCLUDING POLE DANCE FITNESS, ZUMBA, YOGA, PILATES, BODY SCULPT, CIRCUITS, G.A.P, BOXERCISE FOR FITNESS AND STREET DANCE FOR KIDS FOR MORE INFO CALL 634 346 978

https://www.facebook.com/Polenasticsespana?viewer_id=100002228153904

Agost

LONG TERM RENTAL Available. Just on the books this morning

Ref: TJ98 - Detached 5 Bed Villa with communal Pool 500 euros p.m. LONG TERM RENTAL Available NOW......................... La Marina urb

A very nice detached villa with communal pool. 5 beds 3 bath 2 kitchens.

LA MARINA UNSPOILT SANDY BEACHES, gated parking

bathroom fully tiled, shower room, utility room

independent kitchen, spacious lounge

COMMUNAL POOL

sandy beaches 7 mins drive, AIR CON

English TV with no charge to view, Fitted Kitchen, Furnished

communal Swimming Pool used by residents and holiday makers....no extra charge to use the pool.

Only 500 euros a month plus utilities. A detached villa with 5 beds, 3 baths and 2 kitchens spread over 3 floors. Each floor has its own external access, the ground floor and underbuild each contain 2 double bedrooms, bathroom, kitchen, lounge and utility area. The top floor consists of a double bedroom and bathroom. Excellent value

Full details and photo's please click the link
http://lamarina.aspanishlife.com/rentals/14712-villa-to-rent-in-la-marina-urb-with-5-bedroom-3-bathroom

Agost

Still available??

Commented Joolz in Quesada 2013-04-29 10:14:35 UTC

Broadband When On Holiday

Can anyone tell me how/where I can go to receive Broadband
on a week or 2 week basis which you can IE Pay to view.

I don't know if the company on the Satellite round about does it.

Agost

Telecable on the sat roundabout ,as you say do this. You have to pay for installation which i believe is €59 then you pay monthly €20 per month. You email or call them to let them know when you want it on or off and when its off they charge €7 per month. As far as I know you can only do it month by month, not on a weekly basis. Depending on where you are living I believe the Computer Shop near the corner shop will allow you to connect to their internet for a monthly fee ( they just give you the pass word for it) and as far as i know you could just pay for this when you are here.

Commented Nikki in La Marina 2013-04-28 21:32:08 UTC

Hi Nikki

Thank you very much for the info
Much appreciated

Commented FOX160 in La Marina 2013-04-29 04:22:36 UTC

And Now it Begins " THE PLANET OF DREAMS"

The latest novel written by Local Author-Sandra Bernice Knott- Will be available on Amazon Kindle, 15th May. PLANET OF DREAMS ,will be -PART ONE- of an exciting trilogy. Age group, twelve plus. It will also be available by POD. ( Print on demand.)
If you´d like to view all Sandra´s books; visit, www.geoffsolutions.com ( Spain)
Or listen to -Real radio- this coming Wednesday Afternoon, with George. Learn a little of her life and the books she passionately writes about.

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